@MicheleYamazaki Adobe-ism: Your RAM, our shit. #shitism
Bukkake-ism: Shit goes everywhere.
@Mona Hashtag-ism: #shit gets sorted.
Jedi-ism: This shit is created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds this crap together.
@holgr Twitterism: This shit flies on birds.
Edisonism: This shit glows.
@typegirl Newton: Shit falls down.
Curryism #2: Shit shrugged.
Curryism: Shit got two to the head.
Laporteisim: Screw this sh*t!
Dvorakism: Oh brother, what's that shit?
Einsteinism: Shit is relative.
Divorcism: She's full of shit.
@MicheleYamazaki alternatively: Scientology: All this happens to be shit.
@MicheleYamazaki Scientology: If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you.
J-ism: fuck this shit, back to work.
Televangelism: Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening
Mysticism: This is really weird shit.
Amish: Shit is good for the soil.
Energizer Bunny: Shit happens and happens and happens and
Wicca: If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
via (@frankjonen)
